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20264 条
Not just a few astronauts, I mean literally you. Whoever you are watching this, SpaceX wants to be able to take you to the moon, take you to Mars and ultimately beyond.
Turns out the future does have flying cars.
The only way we're going to solve the national debt is with AI and robots. We're not gonna solve it by trying to save our way there.
(on DOGE) What I should have done was be more in the background ... and probably only had it last for a month or two. I should have gone back and focused on AI a little sooner than I did.
202565 条
Video games are meant for you to be immersed in an exciting and creative alternative reality and have fun with friends. Adding present-day political bullshit kills the vibe.
The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy, the empathy exploit. There it’s they’re exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response.
Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink.
I'm sorry, but I just can't stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.
This immense level of overspending will drive America into debt slavery!
Progress is measured by the timeline to establishing a self-sustaining civilization on Mars.
Time to drop the really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!
The latest Senate draft bill will destroy millions of jobs in America and cause immense strategic harm to our country. Utterly insane and destructive. It gives handouts to industries of the past, while severely damaging industries of the future.
This bill raises the debt ceiling by $5 TRILLION, the biggest increase in history.
White people are a rapidly diminishing minority of global population.
Whether you choose violence or not, violence is coming to you. You either fight back or you die.
Quote from Musk's address to a Tommy Robinson rally in London in "Musk's language was abhorrent, says home secretary", BBC News (September 15, 2025)
AI and robots will replace all jobs.
Working will be optional, like growing your own vegetables, instead of buying them from the store.
Civil war in Britain is inevitable. Just a question of when.
(About Amazon's plan to automate 75% of its operations) It’s insane to think that a human will pack and ship boxes in ten years — it’s game over folks.
The legacy media is pure propaganda. You are the media now.
Just wanted to say thank you to everyone supporting Tesla in the face of relentless attacks. ❤️❤️ Super Appreciated!! ❤️❤️
Time to find out what really happened to the hundreds of billions of dollars sent to Ukraine …
The hammer of justice has come
If I see one more damn Nazi salute in my feed, I'm gonna lose my mind 🤪 This algorithm sucks!!
Children cannot consent. That is why there are laws protecting minors. Those who perpetrated this evil should be in prison for life.
Wow, a lot has happened in 21 years!
If ANY judge ANYWHERE can stop EVERY Presidential action EVERYWHERE, we do NOT live in a democracy.
People of Europe: Join the MEGA movement! Make Europe Great Again!!
Pretending to work while taking money from taxpayers is no longer acceptable
Incredible action within the first 12 hours!
Restoring American sovereignty over health!
The evil knuckleheads picked the wrong vehicle for a terrorist attack. Cybertruck actually contained the explosion and directed the blast upwards. Not even the glass doors of the lobby were broken.
I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own
She is breaking the law. Literally. Outright.
The radical leftists are really upset that they had to take time out of their busy day praising Hamas to call me a Nazi
This level of violence is insane and deeply wrong. Tesla just makes electric cars and has done nothing to deserve these evil attacks.
Where did Senator Karen get $67 million?
The pronoun bs is finally going away. That was silly.
If ANY judge ANYWHERE can block EVERY Presidential order EVERYWHERE, we do NOT have democracy, we have TYRANNY of the JUDICIARY.
My companies make great products that people love and I've never physically hurt anyone. So why the hate and violence against me? Because I am a deadly threat to the woke mind parasite and the humans it controls.
The EU leaders and Zelensky having fancy dinners while men die in trenches. How many parents will never see their son again? How many children will never see their father?
From MAGA to MEGA: Make Europe Great Again!
Where did the money come from?
Remember when you could get canceled for not using the right pronouns? That was dumb.
SpaceX will provide free Starlink terminals to affected areas in LA tomorrow morning
This is about fairness: it's not fair that most people have to come to work to build products or provide services while Federal Government employees get to stay home
Good luck, you have my full endorsement!
Personally, I voted for Big Balls
Elderly man arrested in Britain for "causing anxiety" with a social media post. This is insane. Thank God there is a constitutional right to freedom of speech in America!
That is exactly what is happening!
Almost 80% of "refugees" go on vacation to the country they claim to have fled from …
After tonight, I am increasingly convinced that we can get to 60 Senators
Only 66 years from first flight to landing on the Moon in 1969. Here we are, 76 years later cannot yet return to the Moon. We should have been on Mars by now.
They are all actors reading a script
SpaceX Dragon ship arrives at the Space Station
The recommendation algorithm on this platform sucks! I want to talk to the manager right now!!
Has there ever been such a level of coordinated violence against a peaceful company? I understand not wanting to buy a product, but this is extreme arson and destruction!
If the people of Greenland want to be part of America, which I hope they do, they would be most welcome! 🇺🇸 🇬🇱
NPCs do as they're programmed to do
Zelensky wants a forever war, a never-ending graft meat grinder. This is evil.
If protecting children makes one a fascist, then so be it
He is chanting kill the white farmers to a cheering stadium
Ukraine needs to hold an election. Zelensky would lose by a landslide.
Under Biden, FEMA took money AWAY from Americans in need of disaster relief and spent it on 5 star hotels for illegals. Pure evil.
That's what is really gutting them
It's not like these politicians started companies or were NBA All-Stars, so where did they get all the money? Does anyone know?
Thank the Lord that America has freedom of speech!
That's what American tax dollars were funding
2024162 条
Just don't invade Russia. It's never a good idea.
Most humans have very limited firewalls, so are easily programmed.
Talent war for AI is the craziest talent war I've ever seen.
SpaceX has roughly 6000 satellites and not once have we had to maneuver around a UFO.
Civilization is rare. We should do everything possible to save it.
I would urge parents to limit the amount of social media that children can see because they're being programmed by a dopamine-maximizing AI.
Great damage was done today to the public’s faith in the American legal system.
If a former President can be criminally convicted over such a trivial matter – motivated by politics, rather than justice – then anyone is at risk of a similar fate.
The CEO of an aircraft company should know how to design aircraft, not spreadsheets.
I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery.
Support freedom of speech in the UK!
Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life
The Dems want to take your kids
And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala 🤔
I have discussed with Trump the idea of a government efficiency commission. I would be willing to be part of that commission.
If you're reading this post, it's because our servers are working
Huge thank you to everyone who supported this platform and our mutual quest to support freedom of speech!
The people of Venezuela have had enough of this clown 🤡
The head of the Secret Service and the leader of this security detail should resign
Last time America had a candidate this tough was Theodore Roosevelt
Hard to believe that things turned out this way
I'm watching myself watch this 😂
So … what would you say you do here? 😂
The cavalry has arrived. Men are voting in record numbers. They now realize everything is at stake.
America is a nation of builders Soon, you will be free to build
How many people in music & entertainment knew about this?
Government overreach in action
Cancel culture has been canceled.
The prophecy has been fulfilled!
Freeing the people from government oppression
80%, but the point remains valid
But then I started thinking about Mars
Trump/Vance MUST win. I can't handle 4 years of seeing and hearing Kamala/Walz. That would be cruel and unusual punishment!
Sex/gender is literally true down to the bones
I'm coming for you Maduro! 🚀💣 I will carry you to Gitmo on a donkey 🫏
The people voted overwhelmingly for Gonzalez
Support freedom of speech in the UK!
Victory is not enough, it must be absolutely decisive victory
Unless there is more bravery to stand up for what is fair and right, Christianity will perish
I keep forgetting that Biden is still technically in charge of the country 😂
Department of Government Efficiency The merch will be 🔥🔥🔥
The second Trump Presidency will be the most fun America has had in a while. It's gonna be awesome! 😎
Happy to host Kamala on an 𝕏 Spaces too
Just 2.42% to go and the prophecy will be fulfilled 😂
Kamala is quite literally a communist. She wants not merely equal opportunity, but equal outcomes.
The legacy media is a pure propaganda machine. 𝕏 is the voice of the people.
The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us. The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not.
Please note that this is an actual statement from Kamala
Time to make crime illegal again
The Hammer of Justice is coming
Anyone who claims that their political party does no wrong and the other party does no right is either a liar, a fool or both.
––––––– TRUMP VANCE ––––––– Resounds with victory
🇺🇸Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!🇺🇸
Tonight was a clear victory … for memes
Sounds like a First Amendment violation
Let's go!!! A bright future is possible!!!
If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation.
Major election fraud by Maduro
I recommend investing in Argentina
Another puppet who can't even talk without being fed the words. The Kamala campaign has no authenticity or true empathy.
Whatever happens … Don't let it ruin your day
The people of Brazil are not happy with the current regime
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Long Live America and our Constitution! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The governor of California just made this parody video illegal in violation of the Constitution of the United States. Would be a shame if it went viral.
Pretty sure I saw this scene in The Joker
Vote For PNut! For Liberty! For Freedom!
How is it possible that this person is somehow a candidate for President of the United States? 🤣🤣
I can't wait. There is a lot of waste and needless regulation in government that needs to go.
Would be lovely to see more accounts on 𝕏 simply posting beautiful content
It was full to the rafters – every seat in the house – and there were over 70,000 people just standing in support in the streets around MSG. The movement is MASSIVE!!
If the military supports the will of the people, it is over for Maduro
There will be consequences for those who pushed foreign interference hoaxes. The Hammer of Justice is coming.
Cybertruck can beat a Porsche 911 while towing a Porsche 911!
He called me "gay" and now he wants to touch my ass 🤣🤣🥲🥲
Important change: your likes are now private
Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform
Yup, I lived in Pennsylvania for 3 years
News should come from the people. From those actually on the scene and those who actually are subject-matter experts!
The oppressive regime in Brazil is so afraid of the people learning the truth that they will bankrupt anyone who tries
The government should leave people and their animals alone
Threat to democracy? Nope, threat to BUREAUCRACY!!!
A wall of negative headlines was so predictable. They're such NPCs 🤣🤣 All this does is drive even more people to listen to the conversation themselves and realize how much the legacy media lies to them!
Support the right to bear arms!
Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life
In the USA, you don't need government issued ID to vote and you can mail in your ballot. This is insane.
Having a small person as body cover for a large man is like an undersized Speedo at the beach – doesn't cover the subject
It must reach 69%, as foretold in the prophecy
It's 2030 in the UK & you're being executed for posting a meme …
True, that is encouraging to see 💫
Since a lot of people have asked, here goes a super unscientific poll … Who will you vote for?
Government overreach kidnapped an orphan squirrel and executed him …
Almost every country on Earth requires voter ID. Why not America?
It is time for the people of Venezuela to have the chance for a better future. Support Maria Corina!
Let's turn even the blue states red!
I can't help it I just can't 🤣🤣
Even if everyone in music & entertainment endorses the Kamala puppet, it won't matter. The public sees through it.
The word 'cis' is a propaganda slur
The people of Ireland will vote for freedom 🇮🇪
Only 𝕏 resisted censoring your voice
Doesn't that seem insanely messed up?
Hard to view this as anything other than abuse of the law for political purposes
Exactly! I have great respect for the American people, who saw through the relentless propaganda and voted for change.
Some people still believe the legacy media
Unless Trump is elected, America will fall to tyranny. Trump must win.
Creepy that they would vote against this
This is the final straw. Because of this law and the many others that preceded it, attacking both families and companies, SpaceX will now move its HQ from Hawthorne, California, to Starbase, Texas.
And let us strive for ever greater heights!
The legacy media is extremely left-biased
That almost the entire media repeated the same lie with the exact same words is disturbing. The legacy news is not merely fake, but also unoriginally fake! If you want to know the truth, it's on 𝕏.
Google is controlled by far left activists
Propaganda terms are very effective
Good question … why is funding for other countries being prioritized over Americans in dire need?
Impressive progress in Argentina!
Incredibly inappropriate. What I post on this platform has nothing to do with a "coastal commission" in California! Filing suit against them on Monday for violating the First Amendment.
I have never been materially active in politics before, but this time I think civilization as we know it is on the line. If we want to preserve freedom and a meritocracy in America, then Trump must win.
I look forward to serving America if the opportunity arises. No pay, no title, no recognition is needed.
We should eliminate electronic voting machines. The risk of being hacked by humans or AI, while small, is still too high.
This is unacceptable. Do the people of Italy live in a democracy or does an unelected autocracy make the decisions?
It's literally on video on the Internet 🤷♂️
Given the relentless attacks on free speech, I am going to fund a national signature campaign in support of the First Amendment
Essential to stop fraud in elections
They are ACTUALLY trying to make posting memes illegal. Vote them out.
Yes, she lied about this. Such an obvious lie too.
We are nothing without our fans
Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it.
I'm glad that Google overplayed their hand with their AI image generation, as it made their insane racist, anti-civilizational programming clear to all
Your elected representatives have heard you and now the terrible bill is dead. The voice of the people has triumphed! VOX POPULI VOX DEI
Go vote right now! The future of the world is at stake!!
In my opinion, TikTok should not be banned in the USA, even though such a ban may benefit the 𝕏 platform. Doing so would be contrary to freedom of speech and expression. It is not what America stands for.
Merry Christmas and may you have a wonderful New Year! 🎁🎄🎅 x.com/i/grok/share/N…
A clear mandate for change from the people
Almost 10 million people watching! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
I think the risk of this is very real
This should be a requirement. If Argentina can do it, so can America!
A teleportation time machine would be so helpful
The new Senate Majority Leader must respond to the will of the people
He knows what he's talking about
The future will look like the future
Amazing that some people still think the news is real 😂
America voted for change, but Congress is not listening. UNACCEPTABLE!!
The people of Venezuela want change!
Do you want current trends to continue or do you want change? That's what it comes down to.
I'd like to congratulate CNN on their new name 🤣🤣
Voter ID should be required nationwide
Thanks, Joe, that means a lot coming from you!
The same people who demanded that you have a vaccine ID to travel are now demanding that there be no ID for voting
Department Of Government Efficiency
Our greatest dream is to send a spaceship to Uranus
Not immediately, but firmly on that path
Worth noting that far more "billionaires" backed Harris than Trump and she raised almost 50% more money. Nonetheless, America showed that elections aren't just a function of money and gave Trump a resounding victory!
Sometimes things do work after all
Yup, it'd be a 3 hr train wreck
If you exclude security guards & maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%! Almost no one.
The legacy media wants to destroy your right to freedom of speech. They are saying it out loud and repeatedly.
That is undeniable at this point
Robots gonna be so crazy in the future!
Good rule of thumb: those who frequently use the word "disinformation" are the ones most likely to be pushing it
Wow, it is now illegal to require voter ID in California! They just made PREVENTING voter fraud against the law. The Joker is in charge.
We have accelerated the rollout of Starlink direct to cell phone connectivity for areas affected by the hurricanes. This is being provided free of charge by SpaceX and TMobile to help those in need.
As a general rule, if you believe *everything* your political party says, you are an idiot
My smartest friends, including those living in the San Francisco Bay Area who have been lifelong Dems, are excited about Trump/Vance
Just replace "democracy" with "bureaucracy" and it makes total sense 😂
202373 条
The media is racist. For a *very* long time, US media was racist against non-white people, now they're racist against whites & Asians.Same thing happened with elite colleges & high schools in America.Maybe they can try not being racist.
Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet.
Best way to fight misinformation is to respond with accurate information, not censorship
Blooper reel must be amazing.
Any parent or doctor who sterilizes a child before they are a consenting adult should go to prison for life
Now you can still satisfy the limbic instinct but not procreate. So we haven't yet evolved to deal with that because this is all fairly recent in the last 50 years or so before birth control.
I'm sort of worried that hey, civilization, if we don't make enough people to at least sustain our numbers, perhaps increase a little bit, then civilization's going to crumble.
You assume they are good intentions. They are not. He wants to erode the very fabric of civilization. Soros hates humanity.
I'll say what I want to say, and if the consequence of that is losing money, so be it.
If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit.
I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.
[the media] don’t like the competition.
History is written by the victors. Well, yes, but not if your enemies are still alive and have a lot of time on their hands to edit Wikipedia.
Have you ever wondered why the Wikimedia Foundation wants so much money? It certainly isn’t needed to operate Wikipedia. You can literally fit a copy of the entire text on your phone! So, what’s the money for? Inquiring minds want to know…
Instead of knowledge, schools pour poison into the ears of our children
It is not clear who has authority for ground links in Gaza, but do we know that no terminal has requested a connection in that area
You can have a job if you want to have it for personal pleasure. But AI could do everything.
What this advertising boycott is going to do is, it is going to kill the company [...] And the whole world will know that those advertisers killed the company
Don't advertise. If someone is going to try and blackmail me with advertising? Blackmail me with money? Go fuck yourself [...] Go fuck yourself, is that clear? Hey Bob, if you're in the audience. That's how I feel, don't advertise.
Offer me money, offer me strength, I don't care.
If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.
12 months ago, I was Person of the Year
Zuck v Musk fight will be live-streamed on 𝕏. All proceeds will go to charity for veterans.
Don't worry, just some of my 👽 🛸 friends of mine stopping by …
you awake from a deep trance, step away from the phone to see your friends & family
🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?
Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world's largest non-profit for $44B lol
Hope you're having a great day 1 2023! One thing's for sure, it won't be boring.
Sorry to see what's happening in Israel. I hope there can be peace one day.
Why do so many American politicians from both parties care 100 times more about the Ukraine border than the USA border?
If you don't like reality, just ignore it
Believe what you see, not what you're told
You are free to be your true self here
Every parent should watch this
Having children is saving the world
Great work by the Starship team!
𝕏 is the only platform you can trust for honest information. All the others are bought and paid for.
Some of the smartest people I know actively believe the press … amazing
"An empty browser history says more than a full one" – Abraham Lincoln
Thank you, veterans past and present, for saving the world
At risk of stating the obvious, anyone advocating the genocide of *any* group will be suspended from this platform
The word "cis" is a heterosexual slur. Shame on anyone who uses it.
I'm not saying there are aliens, but …
This past week, there were hundreds of bogus media stories claiming that I am antisemitic. Nothing could be further from the truth. I wish only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for all.
The BBC interview last week was exceptional in illustrating why you cannot rely on the media for truth
Although there are some bad things in the world, remember that there are many good things too
Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world
Actions speak louder than words
Free speech is the bedrock of democracy
The real fight is not between right and left, but rather between humanists and extinctionists
We're purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
Just arrived in amazing 🇯🇵 Japan 🇯🇵
The great wakening from woke has happened. This is good for civilization.
An innocent man was murdered in cold blood while riding his bicycle. The killers joked about it on social media Yet, where is the media outrage? Now you begin to understand the lie.
I hope that the people of Brazil are able to resolve matters peacefully
Video & audio calls coming to X: - Works on iOS, Android, Mac & PC - No phone number needed - X is the effective global address book That set of factors is unique.
All Tesla Superchargers in Israel are free
To clear our platform's name on the matter of anti-Semitism, it looks like we have no choice but to file a defamation lawsuit against the Anti-Defamation League … oh the irony!
To be super clear, I'm pro free speech, but against anti-Semitism of any kind
The real battle is between the extinctionists and the humanists. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
Oh the irony of hitting view limits due to complaining about view limits
Chansley got 4 years in prison for a non-violent, police-escorted tour!? Dave Chapelle was violently assaulted on stage by a guy with a knife. That guy got a $3000 fine & no prison time.
Giant difference, no matter how you count it
Whatever sins this platform may have, being boring is not one of them
Best way to fight misinformation is to respond with accurate information, not censorship
All Presidential candidates are most welcome on this platform
Until the Supreme Court struck down Biden's vaccination decree, he tried to demand that we fire all unvaccinated personnel – some of our finest people
The scale of illegal immigration across the US southern border is staggering
How did most of the legacy media go from superheroes of free speech to supervillains of speech suppression?
Pretty fun blocking people who complain that blocking is going away. How does the medicine taste? 😂😂
I work all day, then go home & play work simulator
Trust nothing, not even nothing
2022141 条
If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.
I'm talking about not having kids in the first place. That's the problem.
A good sign as to whether there is free speech is, "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like?
This is not a way to make money.... I don't care about the economics at all.
This is just my strong, intuitive sense ... that having a public platform that is maximally trusted and broadly inclusive is extremely important to the future of civilization
Do you still have a half billion dollar short position against Tesla?Sorry, but I cannot take your philanthropy on climate change seriously when you have a massive short position against Tesla, the company doing the most to solve climate change.
NBC basically saying Republicans are Nazis … Same org that covered up Hunter Biden laptop story, had Harvey Weinstein story early & killed it & built Matt Lauer his rape office. Lovely people.
Apple's store is like having a 30% tax on the Internet. Definitely not ok. Literally 10 times higher than it should be.
A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far. Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.
Population of Mars is still zero people!
I don’t hate the man, but it’s time for Trump to hang up his hat & sail into the sunset. Dems should also call off the attack – don’t make it so that Trump’s only way to survive is to regain the Presidency.
Let’s try this then: the will of the people who live in the Donbas & Crimea should decide whether they’re part of Russia or Ukraine
I still very much support Ukraine, but am convinced that massive escalation of the war will cause great harm to Ukraine and possibly the world.
I play the fool on Twitter and often shoot myself in the foot and cause myself all sorts of trouble . . . I don't know, I find it vaguely therapeutic to express myself on Twitter. It's a way to get messages out to the public.
I'm subject to literally a million laws and regulations and I obey almost 99.99 per cent of them. It's only when I think the law is contrary to the interest of the people that I have an issue.
I have spoken to Putin only once and that was about 18 months ago. The subject matter was space.
To be frank, we’re very pedal to the metal come rain or shine. We are not reducing our production in any meaningful way, recession or not recession.
I see a path for Tesla to be worth more than Apple and Saudi Aramco combined.
There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye,
Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day.
To independent-minded voters: Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.
And lead us not into temptation …
I wonder what Earth will be like 88 million years from now
So city of SF attacks companies providing beds for tired employees instead of making sure kids are safe from . Where are your priorities?
The Twitter Files on free speech suppression soon to be published on Twitter itself. The public deserves to know what really happened.
Forcing your pronouns upon others when they didn’t ask, and implicitly ostracizing those who don’t, is neither good nor kind to anyone.As for Fauci, he lied to Congress and funded gain-of-function research that killed millions of people. Not awesome imo.
Is there a conspiracy theory about Twitter that didn’t turn out to be true? So far they’ve all turned out to be true — if not more true than people thought.
Next I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means
Let's make Twitter maximum fun!
Comedy is now legal on Twitter
If I die under mysterious circumstances, it's been nice knowin ya
The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all
For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally
Twitter DMs should have end to end encryption like Signal, so no one can spy on or hack your messages
Trash me all day, but it'll cost $8
I love when people complain about Twitter … on Twitter 🤣🤣
My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci
The far left hates everyone, themselves included!
Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.
To all complainers, please continue complaining, but it will cost $8
Biden's mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama
Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it
Wasn't Twitter supposed to die by now or something … ?
The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead.
If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if Trump is coming back on this platform, Twitter would be minting money!
I made an offer sec.gov/Archives/edgar…
If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!
The Twitter Files on free speech suppression soon to be published on Twitter itself. The public deserves to know what really happened …
Sometimes it's just better to make pizza at home
Reinstate former President Trump
The bots are angry at being counted 🤣
Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That's our mission.
Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign
The attacks against me should be viewed through a political lens – this is their standard (despicable) playbook – but nothing will deter me from fighting for a good future and your right to free speech
Being a Mom is just as important as any career
What really happened with the Hunter Biden story suppression by Twitter will be published on Twitter at 5pm ET!
🇯🇵🇯🇵 Congratulations Japan! 🇯🇵🇯🇵 twitter.com/i/events/15818…
69.420% of statistics are false
And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol
Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol
Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may see your follower count drop
Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene
Finally, the truth that carbs are amazing can be said on this platform! #FreeSpeech
Wait, if I Tweet does that count as work?
The woke mind virus is either defeated or nothing else matters
Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won't tell us why
Tune in for Episode 2 of The Twitter Files tomorrow!
Twitter is the worst! But also the best.
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying "parody" will be permanently suspended
Political attacks on me will escalate dramatically in coming months
YouTube seems to be nonstop scam ads
Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?
Have a great Thanksgiving! 🇺🇸♥️🇺🇸
First World Cup match on Sunday! Watch on Twitter for best coverage & real-time commentary.
Twitter is simply the most interesting place on the Internet. That's why you're reading this tweet right now.
New Twitter policy is to follow the science, which necessarily includes reasoned questioning of the science
Trump poll getting ~1M votes/hour!
I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet. If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!
Twitter will be forming a content moderation council with widely diverse viewpoints. No major content decisions or account reinstatements will happen before that council convenes.
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
Twitter's current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn't have a blue checkmark is bullshit. Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.
Twitter will soon add ability to attach long-form text to tweets, ending absurdity of notepad screenshots
The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them
Super excited to be in Brazil for launch of Starlink for 19,000 unconnected schools in rural areas & environmental monitoring of Amazon! 🇧🇷 🌳 🛰 ♥️
The bots are in for a surprise tomorrow
Just a note to thank advertisers for returning to Twitter
Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter
Humanity will reach Mars in your lifetime
Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter
Chronological tweets seem much better than what "the algorithm" suggests
If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.
Tweets are read ~100 times more than they are liked
As the saying goes, be careful what you wish, as you might get it
Twitter feels increasingly alive
Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint. Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.
Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn't.
Fresh baked bread & pastries are some of the great joys of life
Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you've been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal
So many interesting posts on Twitter these days!
24,400 tweets per second for France's goal, highest ever for World Cup!
Politics is a sadness generator
Regarding Twitter's reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day. Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.
You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️
The hell with it … even though Starlink is still losing money & other companies are getting billions of taxpayer $, we'll just keep funding Ukraine govt for free
The Branch Covidians are upset lol
So inspiring to see the newfound love of freedom of speech by the press 🥰
Hope you're having a lovely Sunday! 😀
A social media platform's policies are good if the most extreme 10% on left and right are equally unhappy
World Cup starts soon! Follow on Twitter for best coverage by far.
Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately. Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.
Anything anyone says will be used against me in a court of law
Why is small talk even legal!?
Humor is one of the great joys of life!
I dunno … seems kinda fungible
Fascinating to watch Twitter Trump poll!
How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start out with a large one.
Usage of Twitter continues to rise. One thing is for sure: it isn't boring!
Is TikTok destroying civilization? Some people think so.
Going forward, there will be a vote for major policy changes. My apologies. Won't happen again.
Tomorrow will be the first sunrise of the rest of ur life – make it what u want
Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app
Ultimately, the downfall of the Freemasons was giving away their stonecutting services for nothing
the elusive beauty of imperfection 侘寂
To independent-minded voters: Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.
I will not let you down, no matter what it takes
Some hate humanity, but I love humanity so much
Twitter will soon start freeing the name space of 1.5 billion accounts
Twitter is like open-sourcing the news
My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk
Whoever thought owning the libs would be cheap never tried to acquire a social media company!
I hereby challenge Владимир Путин to single combat Stakes are Україна
In remembrance of those who fell to preserve the light of freedom
I will keep supporting Dogecoin
Who funds these organizations that want to control your access to information? Let's investigate … cnn.com/2022/05/03/tec…
If Twitter acquisition completes, company will be super focused on hardcore software engineering, design, infosec & server hardware fortune.com/2022/05/05/elo…
As Twitter pursues the goal of elevating citizen journalism, media elite will try everything to stop that from happening
A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism – people are able to disseminate news without an establishment bias
More and more over time, as we hew closer to the truth, Twitter will earn the trust of the people
For improved quality of sleep, raise head of your bed by about 3" or 5cm and don't eat 3 hours before bedtime
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All designs are wrong, it's just a matter of how wrong.
Possibly, the most common error of a smart engineer is to optimize something that should not exist.
If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.But it must be open source accounting, so the public sees precisely how the money is spent.
Bernie is a taker, not a maker
For those wondering, I will pay over $11 billion in taxes this year.
I find history fascinating. There's a lot of incredible things that have been done, good and bad, that they help you understand the nature of civilization and individuals.
We need to expand the scope and scale of consciousness so that we're better able to understand the nature of the universe and understand the meaning of life.
My 14-year-old son, Saxon, said he feels like 2021 will be a good year. I agree. Let us all make it so.
You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin
If there's ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate
u can't sell houses u don't own u can't sell cars u don't own but u *can* sell stock u don't own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons
Am thinking of starting new university: Texas Institute of Technology & Science
I am become meme, Destroyer of shorts
Make humanity a multiplanet species!
For those wondering, I will pay over $11 billion in taxes this year
Here come the shorty apologists Give them no respect Get Shorty
In retrospect, it was inevitable
Am donating $100M towards a prize for best carbon capture technology
I love music. It makes my heart sing.
Working with Doge devs to improve system transaction efficiency. Potentially promising.
Dogecoin is the people's crypto
SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year – Mission paid for in Doge – 1st crypto in space – 1st meme in space To the mooooonnn!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NWyh…
SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon
Bought some Dogecoin for lil X, so he can be a toddler hodler
Don't kill what you hate, Save what you love
I just want to start a flame in your heart
thinking of quitting my jobs & becoming an influencer full-time wdyt
Time to tell the story of Tesla & SpaceX
Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?
Doge spelled backwards is Egod
Let's set an age limit after which you can't run for political office, perhaps a number just below 70 …
202011 条
We must pass the great filter!
We [the United States] will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.
The extreme difficulty of scaling production of new technology is not well understood. It’s 1000% to 10,000% harder than making a few prototypes. The machine that makes the machine is vastly harder than the machine itself.
Who controls the memes, controls the Universe
Open your eyes, look up to the skies
The rumor that Bill Gates & I are lovers is completely untrue
Coachella should postpone itself until it stops sucking
Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules. I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.
Wishing good vibes for all in 2nd half 2020
Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD.
Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX
20192 条
If life is a video game, the graphics are great, but the plot is confusing & the tutorial is way too long
Technically, alcohol is a solution
20186 条
Holy flying fuck, that thing took off!
I don’t get the little ship thing. You can’t show up at Mars in something the size of a rowboat. What if there are Martians? It would be so embarrassing.
Guardian is the most insufferable newspaper on planet Earth.
im actually cat girl here’s selfie rn
Rest in peace, Stan Lee. The many worlds of imagination & delight you created for humanity will last forever.
Oh btw I'm building a cyborg dragon
20175 条
I think there is a strong humanitarian argument for making life multi-planetary in order to safeguard the existence of humanity in the event that something catastrophic were to happen.
Every person in your company is a vector. Your progress is determined by the sum of all vectors.
Rocket tech applied to a car opens up revolutionary possibilities.
I love Twitter. How much is it?
Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.
20165 条
SpaceX's got 5,000 people. I get a lot of attention, but they are really doing the work.
I think we have a duty to maintain the light of consciousness to make sure it continues into the future.
The probability of death is quite high on the first [human] mission [to Mars].
It would be an incredible adventure. And life needs to be more than just solving every day problems. You need to wake up and be excited about the future
I can be on my own private island with naked super models, drinking mai tais, but I'm not. I'm in the factory working my ass off, so I don't want to hear about how hard everyone else in the factory works.
20157 条
Everything works in PowerPoint; but if you have the physical item or some demonstration software, that's much more convincing to people than a PowerPoint presentation or a business plan.
First, you're going to have to live in transparent domes, but eventually, you can transform Mars into an Earth-like planet. You can warm it up.
[The quick way to warm the planet] Drop thermonuclear weapons over the poles.
I'm trying to do useful things.
AI is much more advanced than people realize. ... Humanity's position on this planet depends on its intelligence so if our intelligence is exceeded, it's unlikely that we will remain in charge of the planet.
People may outlaw driving cars because it’s too dangerous. You can’t have a person driving a 2-ton death machine.
To be clear, Tesla is strongly in favor of people being allowed to drive their cars and always will be. Hopefully, that is obvious. However, when self-driving cars become safer than human-driven cars, the public may outlaw the latter. Hopefully not.
20141 条
I plan to travel to Mars and make it my home...People should be traveling to Mars and doing it in our lifetime.
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Since our primary competitors [in space launch] are national governments, the enforceability of patents is questionable.
Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.
20125 条
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
We need to figure out how to have the things we love, and not destroy the world.
I'd rather be optimistic and wrong; than pessimistic and right...We have planes, trains, automobiles and boats, ... What if there was a fifth mode?
One thing that is important is that, if you have a choice between a lower valuation with someone you really like, or higher valuation with someone you have a question mark about, take the lower valuation.
I would like to die on Mars; just not on impact.
20091 条
The heroes of the books I read, The Lord of the Rings and the Foundation series, always felt a duty to save the world.
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Sooner or later, we must expand life beyond our little blue mud ball--or go extinct.
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I didn’t really expect to make any money. If I could make enough to cover the rent and buy some food that would be fine. As it turns out, it turned out to be quite valuable in the end.
I don’t have an issue with serving in the military per se, but serving in the South African army suppressing black people just didn’t seem like a really good way to spend time.
I think South Africa is a great country.
If you wanted to be close to the cutting edge, particularly in technology, you came to North America.
Tuition costs are outrageous. Fortunately, they gave me a scholarship…so I only had to cover living expenses, books, etc., by working.
One was the Internet, one was clean energy and one was space.
I could either watch it happen, or be part of it.
We could figure out ways with small aerospace companies to do a low-cost spacecraft and lander. But we could not find a way to do a low-cost launcher, unless we went to the Russians.
The answer was we thought it could be done.
There is nothing inherently expensive about rockets. It's just that those who have built and operated them in the past have done so with horrendously poor efficiency.
Falcon One is going to be the lowest cost per flight to orbit of any production rocket.
Which means we’re cheaper than the Chinese, cheaper than [the] Russians or anywhere else – and we’re doing it in the United States with American labour costs.
Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts.
If nothing else, we are committed to failing in a new way.
There’s a graveyard of prior attempts, a big graveyard. There’s probably some freshly dug graves just waiting to be filled. Our aspiration is to avoid that destination.
I think we’ve got the risks pretty well characterized. I think we are at least avoiding the mistakes that have been made in the past.
I think the rocket business is quite cyclic. There are a great many peaks and troughs.
When thinking about starting a business, I think it’s actually better to start in a trough and come to market in a peak, than the other way around. Frankly, if anything does, and it’s almost cliché, space has a long-term future.
I want to be able to make sure that we have enough capital to survive at least three consecutive failures. If you want to make a small fortune in the launch vehicle business, start with a large one.
The long term ultimate objective – the holy grail – is we would like to help make life multi-planetary.
We got to the moon, but have never done anything better since. I'm disappointed that we have not made more progress since Apollo. I don't even see a plan that says we're going to do better than Apollo to exceed that goal.
I like to be involved in things that change the world. The Internet did, and space will probably be more responsible for changing the world than anything else. If humanity can expand beyond the Earth, obviously that's where the future is.
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, "Nah, what's wrong with a horse?" That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.
It doesn’t do a great deal to advance the goal of humanity. I would pay $20 million not to spend six months in Russia. And besides this, my interest is how do we enable many other people to go to space, not necessarily me, personally.
Starting and growing a business is as much about the innovation, drive and determination of the people who do it as it is about the product they sell.
So even if a fire develops, it can't really attack the particularly vulnerable locations like the pneumatic system or the avionics or the engine bay. We want to be in the situation that even if a fire develops, the rocket just keeps going.
A great deal of bargaining power with suppliers. We are never locked in to anyone.
My approach is simply to seek out very talented people, ensure that the environment at SpaceX is as motivating & enjoyable as possible and establish clear & measurable objectives.
I think that is a mistake and results in cloudy judgment on important technical issues. They can't tell if something is really good or not, so they just do what everyone else does, assuming it to be the safe bet.
This is the chance to fulfill a dream.
I’m nauseatingly pro-American. It is where great things are possible.
As life’s agents, it’s on our shoulders.
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If things aren't not failing you are not innovating enough.
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I think the Internet is the super-set of all media. It is the be-all and the end-all of all media. One will see print, broadcast, arguably, radio, essentially all media folding into the Internet.